Saint Seiya was already a relic by the time DiC licensed it for international distribution, but by adding weird transitions and a pop-punk theme song they somehow managed to make it look even more dated.
Oh no. Someone let Saban and Levy produce their own TV show. Oh no. It’s the most 80s things possible. Help us all.
I mean it’s April now anyway, so it’s not like we can really keep up the facade that it’s still “Marchie”.
When NBC chose a budding but inexperienced screenwriter to write an Archie TV special, movie magic happened. And by magic we mean the dark kind that eats away at your soul.
When someone pitched ‘Archie vs. B-Movies’, it would have been so easy to just have the gang fight a new Universal Monster each week.
Today on “Dic Ruins Yet Another Perfectly Good Franchise”…
When Hasbro attempted to get into the fashion doll biz with ‘Jem and the Holograms’ Barbie was given an outfit, some new friends, a microphone stand, and a two-part DiC Entertainment produced VHS cartoon with which to crush the usurper.
Can you believe it Vern? A podcast! About a TV Show! About me!
It’s ALF! You remember ALF? Right? From that Simpsons joke? And… uh… that other Simpsons joke. Believe me, he was really big for a while before you were born.
This week, Mark and Avery look back at Infinity in all of its ugly, garish glory and try to work out why nobody watched the animated spinoff to one of TV’s most popular and enduring science fiction shows.